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Stockholm Burger Fest 2018 kicks off this Friday and Saturday, and we are so excited for this year’s hamburger festival! Here’s a short film from last year to put you in the mood!
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We look forward to seeing you this weekend!
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foods that will poison cats:
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.
Grapes and especially raisens are toxic to dogs too. Like, even one grape can kill a ten pound dog
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
“if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich”
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
This is 10000000% my mother
me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft
me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage
Please don’t. Men might like you for your.dry, comic wit…. Please don’t alienate us because the powers of media compel thee!
i’m going to die why do men think i want their input on this post
i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap
I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle
im on the cell phone
holdin my dick bone
im just tryna phone rome
caesar gonna get some
they call me lil man lil dick itty bitty meat stick
my vienna sausage dumb soft
i cant even nut quick
these rhymes go hard though
like hot piss, cold snow
you aint even know
my dick cant get hard tho
you viagra ass hoes
poppin pills to get by while
im slapping at my dick and im wondering why
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
my dick dont work
Ernest Hemingway is that u
wheb you think about it.. humans Are basically dumplings. a Meat, wrapped in.. oh, you know!
Skin
again? i dont have any. PLEASE stop asking
“Look deep, deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.”
— Albert Einstein
(via goodreadss)
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